Forget Ocean’s Eleven. Gdańsk has Ocean’s Two — and apparently, gloves were beyond the budget.

Two suspected burglars in Gdańsk have delivered what might be the most ridiculous crime story of the month.

Their master plan? Break into a liquor store wearing masks and white socks over their hands instead of gloves.

On October 18, the pair allegedly entered a shop on Grobla Street using a matching key, stole cash, cigarettes and alcohol worth nearly 6,000 PLN, and politely locked the door behind them.

Very professional.

Except they forgot one tiny detail.

The CCTV cameras were watching everything.

Police identified the suspects using surveillance footage and other evidence. On October 22, officers arrested the first man, aged 37, during an intervention involving another alleged shop theft.

Because apparently one criminal investigation wasn’t enough.

His 30-year-old suspected partner was arrested the following day.

And the plot thickened. Investigators also linked the pair to an alleged theft of more than 1,600 PLN worth of drugstore products in Gdynia.

Both men face burglary charges. As repeat offenders, they could receive prison sentences of up to 15 years if convicted.

The 3City Daily Verdict

White socks. Working CCTV. Getting caught during another alleged theft.

Gentlemen, congratulations.

You’ve officially been nominated for the 2026 Gdańsk Criminal Genius Awards.

First prize? Potentially 15 years of free accommodation.

Unfortunately, the dress code probably doesn’t include white socks over your hands.